The Drunken Lizard Pub

Okay, so, something really must be done about that awful loud music coming from those temples.

It's ruining the neighborhoods!

Somebody really ought to contact the mayors.

Oh, wait... the mayor in Eastwillow is corrupt, the mayor in Everdale doesn't exist, and the mayor in Port Kuudad hates outsiders.

Okay, I guess the problem is here to stay.

Evnissyen wrote: Somebody really ought to contact the mayors.

Oh, wait... the mayor in Eastwillow is corrupt, the mayor in Everdale doesn't exist, and the mayor in Port Kuudad hates outsiders.

There's no temple in Everdale, so it's okay that there's no one to complain to. As for Eastwillow, corrupt officials don't mean nothing gets done, just that you have to grease the wheels a little bit. Maybe if you offered to double the size of the town treasury?

SpottedShroom wrote:As for Eastwillow, corrupt officials don't mean nothing gets done, just that you have to grease the wheels a little bit.

Grease, you say? Hey, I can do something with grease. Grease, and a particular well... .